Things I’ve gotten good at: using ratchet straps as a method of applying force.

Things I’ve gotten good at: using ratchet straps as a method of applying force.

I’ve got the coolest looking wrist you’ve ever seen.

I’ve got the coolest looking wrist you’ve ever seen.

#adventuresatbedbathandbeyond #goesinyourbutt

#adventuresatbedbathandbeyond #goesinyourbutt

#thingsthatexist

#thingsthatexist

Lasers never get old.

Lasers never get old.

Alleyfinds pt. 2 #how #ihavesomanyquestions

Alleyfinds pt. 2 #how #ihavesomanyquestions

Alley finds. #zima #noreallyitsallzima

Alley finds. #zima #noreallyitsallzima

Courtesy of the IRS.

Courtesy of the IRS.

Good parking job, bro.

Good parking job, bro.

Important.

Important.

Big ass fan. 4’x8’ skylight for scale.

Big ass fan. 4’x8’ skylight for scale.

Adorable little bubble display.

Twinkle twinkle

Nano nano.

Nano nano.