June 2007
Bitch, bitch, bitch, moan, moan, moan. →
I’m a panzy and will soon become public enemy number one if I keep this...
– Steve Jobs
Cepiperez's Dark config →
White House stonewalling may force Congress to... →
Scientists Now Know: We're Not From Here! →
Car Talk Driving Commandments
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s Lexus.
Thou shalt never combine convertibles and combovers.
Thou shalt not take thy rental car to Mexico.
Thy horsepower shalt not exceed thy I.Q.
Honor thy service intervals.
Thou shalt not ride thy clutch.
If thou are going to pick thine nose, for Christ’s sake, make sure no one’s looking.
Honor thy...
I’m having trouble hearing you ladies with all that bum dick in your...
– Keith
Voldemort kills Hermoine Hagrid is killed by Snape Harry potter saves hogwarts
Flickr: Discussing Tutorial: Make Your Colors... →
Asshole driven development →
Masturbation Gesture Gone Very Wrong In The Office →
Norton AntiVirus is A Virus →
I’m pretty sure that if you can use a pair of scissors on your own facial hair while looking in a mirror, you’re a genius.
Body Hacks
1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear! “When the nerves in the ear are stimulated, it creates a reflex in the throat that can cause a muscle spasm,” says Scott Schaffer, M.D., president of an ear, nose, and throat specialty center in Gibbsboro, New Jersey. “This spasm relieves the tickle.” 2. Experience supersonic hearing! If you’re stuck chatting up a mumbler at a cocktail party,...
Only a handful will find this funny - QuickPlace:... →
"To be forever known as that guy in that car who... →
22 Confessions of a Former Dell Sales Manager
I’m posting this from the consumerist as a sort of mirror for if/when it gets taken down.
1. Small business is better than home and home office - Small business typically runs a few dollars more than the home office, but you stand a better chance of getting domestic tech support rather than non-native English speakers. As an added perk, small business promotions are occasionally better...
Physics Simulations →
Why are people leaving WoW?
Good riddance. →
trav: hahahahhhaha
trav: rofling everywherez
rob: dont make a mess now
trav: too latez
rob: oh shit, better call the lolnitor
trav: with his lmaon scented floor cleaner
I'm posting on my blog again, you know, "meaning... →
Exclusive Video & Spy Photos: 2008 Mini Clubman →
Darik's Boot and Nuke - DoD quality disk cleaning →
The opening theme for the Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy BBC radio recordings is The Eagles - Journey of The Sourcerer.
Hot damn, I downloaded the album its on by accident.
Healthbolt Graphics #1: What Happens to Your Body... →
In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dis-member you.
– Teal’c, SG1
rumbly.
In pure publishing terms, this mini-boom in godlessness can be interpreted as a...
– Holy War! - Life - The Phoenix
Spokesperson for all WoW players. →