August 2008
Ungeek To Live: Get the Most Out of Your New Town →
“All I have to say is be careful when you wipe. I was a little too focused on...”
– Brett Mickelson, king of the porcelain throne.
WatchBehind the Scenes at Snapple Facts Writers Room
D90 | D-MOVIE →
Nikon’s new D90 is the first dSLR to offer high-def video.
Dear Canon, please catch up :(
Google's Android Market: cathedral or bazaar? →
I’m moving to the city in 5 days. I have a tentative schedule 3 weeks in advance. I’m driving a car that is this years model. I have clients. I discuss business strategies. I invest in the stock market. I have “connections”. People admire the things I do, and value my advice. ..and there I was. Sitting on the toilet, realising I’m an adult.
101 Tips For Living
onlaine:
johncarney:
* You should never have to match your socks, other than to separate black from white; buy 18 pairs of identical socks in each color and throw them all out every six months. * Pants with pleats get cuffs; pants without, do not. * Avoid large faced watches if you have thin wrists. * Sunglasses may only be worn indoors after 1 a.m. * Carry around those small bottles of...
Magenta Ain't A Colour →
WatchUbiquity for Firefox Think of the possibilities.
My Text Back and Forth with Obama at 3AM Last...
alohanico:
imkevin:
azizisbored:
Barack: I’ve chosen Senator Joe Biden to be our VP nominee. Watch the first Obama-Biden rally live at 3pm ET on www.BarackObama.com. Spread the world!
Aziz: Hey man, that’s great. I’m actually asleep, I’ll catch ya tomorrow.
Barack: No man, we gotta party! Come out!
Aziz: That’s all good, I’ll party up tomorrow.
Barack: Quit being a bitch, come out!!!!
...
Aloha nico’s ability to wax lyrical about kicks never ceases to amaze me.
Aug. 19, 1839: Photography Goes Open Source →
“Eclecticity.
Typo.”
– That was epic
WatchI Google Myself
My grandmother was in the olympics.
Grandma: "Did I ever tell you I was on a team that trained for the Olympics"
Aunt: "What sport"
Grandma: "I used the muscles I got pushing you up Espy Road in a baby carriage"
Aunt: "That's not a sport. What sport?"
Grandma: "You were a very big baby."
Aunt: "Since when is baby pushing an Olympic sport?, and that would mean you were in your mid-thirties when this deep dark family secret occurred."
Grandma: "You were a big baby!"
My grandmother had a bad stroke a few years ago and shes never been the same. Moments like this are like glimpses into the past.
“How are you? Fine, and you? It’s not that we don’t care, it’s that we’re...”
– Richard Siken (via align)
I stunned myself a while ago when my typical response to “how are you” went from my lifetime dedication of “not too bad” to “pretty good.” I didn’t do it consciously, it just sort of happened.
On another note, until I worked in...
Free the Airwaves →
Reblog please. This could mean big things. Real big things.
WatchDeath Star over San Francisco
