March 2009
myownmelt:
thebrewerpatriot: Reading the article Does Anybody Date Anymore? that has been linked to 100 times today on Tumblr got me thinking that maybe one of the benefits of reaching the point as a society where sex is so commonplace and over-exposed is that the physically simple —- yet emotionally profound —- act of taking hold of someone’s hand can be absolutely overwhelming.
No...
WatchPlease Say Something by David OReilly
A deep love story between a cat and a mouse.
“Feed me, Jackass. Feed me right now or I’m going to go lick my genitals and then...”
– Sam’s Dog Can Talk (via yourmonkeycalled)
WatchThe single best safe-sex ad I’ve seen in my life.
While reviewing the terms of my lease...
anotherdamnartist:
misterpeace:
Landlady: And, of course, we have our pet policy - for an additional $75 a month, you can keep a pre-approved pet, as long as it’s 80 lbs. or less and one of our approved breeds.
Me: Does that include the rat living in my walls?
Landlady: Excuse me?
Me: The only animal in my apartment is the rat in my walls. Does the pet policy apply to him?
Landlady: Um…...
pinksad:
3mb .gif, but OMFG OMFG OMFG. OH MY GOD? I CAN’T STOP WATCHING.
planettampon:
OH MY GOD? LOOOK AT IT.
sweet jesus
Just what in the hell is going on here?
i'm gonna get a moleskine tomorrow
tellherlies:
sixthsense:
tellherlies:
and be like every other hipster kid
whatever. i dont even know what to do with it. what do you use yours for? ill probz end up making a bunch of collages and attempting to start drawing
lol i bought one in the summer and it’s still sitting on my shelf empty. sux. i paid like $16 for it too :|
lol yeah i’m pm only getting it because i have a...
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James: so I'm at work
James: and there are auditions for America's Top Model going on right down the street
James: brb
Its funny 'cuz it's true.
Me: crap
Me: i just realized i forgot to make my car payment
Me: a week ago
Jake: maybe you need a wife?
Jake: just kidding, if you had a wife she would have spent all your money to make that payment
Jake: but she could remind you about the bill you cant afford any longer
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This is one of the few times in my life when I actually enjoyed the hell out of a flash intro.
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