Wed
Dec
31
This is some serious shit. It’s like a movie that you can’t stop quoting, except in this case you suddenly realize you’re not so much quoting as advertising pro bono. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. You’re gonna love my nuts. Life’s hard enough as it is. You don’t wanna cry anymore. We’re gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time. Tacos, fredducine, linguine, martini, bikini.
(slapchop via interweber)
hahahhahahahah
I just recited the above reblog over the phone and burst out laughing.
