I call shens.

I’m moving to the city in 5 days.I have a tentative schedule 3 weeks in advance.I’m...

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:05:21 -0400

I’m moving to the city in 5 days.
I have a tentative schedule 3 weeks in advance.
I’m driving a car that is this years model.
I have clients.
I discuss business strategies.
I invest in the stock market.
I have “connections”.
People admire the things I do, and value my advice.

..and there I was. Sitting on the toilet, realising I’m an adult.

onlaine: genpink: Miss technology needs this! Cyber Clean No...

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:56:33 -0400

onlaine:

genpink:

Miss technology needs this! Cyber Clean

No way this thing could clean the speakers on my Macbook Pro.

perspctv Online perspective on the election, including...

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:25:06 -0400

perspctv

Online perspective on the election, including blogosphere charts and recent tweets.

Hairdryers Kill! (via Haggis Chick)

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:56:10 -0400

Hairdryers Kill! (via Haggis Chick)

LAX mounted headboard and platform bed I’m thinking about...

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:50:37 -0400

LAX mounted headboard and platform bed

I’m thinking about building this.

aja: lukees: From now on, all IE6 visitors to lukees will be...

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:13:08 -0400

aja:

lukees:

From now on, all IE6 visitors to lukees will be directed to my IE6 Education page.

aja: revista

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:00:33 -0400

aja:

revista

Mario Theme Played with RC Car and Bottles

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:54:36 -0400

Mario Theme Played with RC Car and Bottles

What.

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:12:41 -0400

What.

101 Tips For Living

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:11:07 -0400

onlaine:

johncarney:

* You should never have to match your socks, other than to separate black from white; buy 18 pairs of identical socks in each color and throw them all out every six months.
* Pants with pleats get cuffs; pants without, do not.
* Avoid large faced watches if you have thin wrists.
* Sunglasses may only be worn indoors after 1 a.m.
* Carry around those small bottles of hand sanitizer and use some before you eat.
* Business casual was invented to prevent younger people from dressing better than their bosses. Rebel and wear a suit or jeans.
* If you need to put stuff in your hair to add shine or hold, you are washing your hair too often.
* Yes, you do have to floss.
* If you are handling a small baggy in a bathroom stall, face away from the open toilet and you will never drop it in there.
* When a friend calls after a drunken night, never say, “You were so funny.”
* Avoid staying out past midnight three nights in a row.
* You can ignore the three-night rule if something really good comes up on the third night.
* You will regret your tattoos.
* If you wear a baseball cap in bars, the girls will suspect you are bald.
* Go to more baseball games.
* Time is too short to do your own laundry.
* When the bartender asks, you should already know what you are ordering.
* Learn how to speak before groups.
* An undershirt will prevent you from perspiring through your overshirt.
* Yes, you do have to go to the gym.
* Complaining about other people smoking makes you an ass.
* Stop talking about where you went to college.
* When people don’t invite you to parties, you really shouldn’t go.
* Sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn’t go.
* You can ignore those rules about parties if it is a really, really good party.
* Drink plenty of coffee.
* People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy.
* When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
* Tip more than you should.
* If a book is too big to carry around comfortably, cut it up and carry the pages you can read.
* Yes, you do have to have your shoes shined.
* It’s okay to arrive late.
* You probably use your cell phone too often and at the wrong moments.
* Do not spend very much money on sunglasses or umbrellas. You will lose them quickly.
* Do thirty-push ups before you shower each morning.
* Eat brunch with friends every other weekend.
* Be a regular at a bar.
* Read more.
* And not just biographies.
* If her friends hate you, it’s over.
* A glass of wine with lunch will not ruin your day.
* It’s better if old men cut your hair.
* They should charge less than $20.
* If you smoke pot, you probably smoke too much.
* Learn how to fly-fish.
* Ask for a salad instead of fries.
* Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them. Ask someone for an introduction.
* You cannot always make amends with people.
* Buy furniture that you think is too small for your apartment. It isn’t.
* Cobblers will save your shoes.
* Figure out what kind of knot you like in your ties and stick with it.
* The first round of drinks is on you.
* When a bartender buys you a round, tip double.
* Hang your clothes up when you take them off.
* Except sweaters. Those get folded.
* Piercings are liabilities in fights.
* You’ll regret much more the things you didn’t do than the things you did.
* Do not buy the product insurance.

* Except for mobile phones. Always insure the phone.

* Celebrate mothers on Father’s Day, and fathers on Mother’s Day.

* You may remove your jacket and roll up your sleeves. The tie may not be loosened.
* It’s not that you’re unphotogenic. That’s just how you look.
* Do not use an electric razor.
* Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.
* Keep rugs and carpets to a minimum.
* Carry a pocket knife.

* Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.
* Subscribe to a small-circulation magazine.
* It should have a cork-screw. The knife. Not the magazine.
* One girlfriend is probably enough.
* After one day of hanging, your tie should be rolled and placed in a drawer.
* People will dance if the music is loud enough and the lights are dim enough. You should too.

* Throw parties.
* But don’t clean up during or after your party. Hire someone else to come do that the next day, which you’ll be spending somewhere else.

* You may only request one song from the DJ.
* Take pictures. One day it will be fun to laugh at them.
* When you admire the work of artists or writers, tell them.
* And spend money to acquire their work.
* Sleep outdoors when you can.
* Your clothes do not match. They go together.
* Yes, you do have to buy her dinner.
* Staying angry is a waste of energy.
* Revenge can be a good way of getting over anger.
* Go to the theater.
* Always bring a bottle of something to the party.
* Ask cab drivers not to speak on the phone.
* When the bouncer says it’s time for you to leave, it is.
* Do not make a second date while you are still on your first.
* Avoid the “last” glass of whiskey. You’ve probably had enough.
* If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid very loud clubs.
* Drink outdoors.
* Drink during the day.
* Date women outside your social set. You’ll be surprised.
* If it’s got velvet ropes and lines, walk away unless you know someone.
* You should probably walk away anyway.
* See more bands than you have been.
* You cannot have a love affair with whiskey because whiskey will never love you back.
* Place-dropping is worse than name dropping.
* The New Yorker is not a high-brow magazine.
* You aren’t really a great DJ. Those people are dancing because they are drunk.
* Don’t let that discourage you. If they’re having fun, you are doing your job.
* If you believe in evolution, you should know something about how it works.
* No-one cares if you are offended, so stop it.
* Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can eat at the bar.
* Get out of the city every now and then. The parties you miss won’t miss you. And you won’t really miss them either.
* Never date an ex of your friend.

(My apologies to those of you who have seen the earlier version of this.)

Diddy Blog #12 “Gas Prices are Too High” What a...

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:57:12 -0400

Diddy Blog #12 “Gas Prices are Too High”

What a maroon.

Photo

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:32:54 -0400

Magenta Ain't A Colour

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:13:36 -0400

Magenta Ain't A Colour

Ubiquity for FirefoxThink of the possibilities.

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 23:41:19 -0400

Ubiquity for Firefox

Think of the possibilities.

Visions of China: A 2008 Olympics Picture Blog : Day 14 - A...

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:44:54 -0400

Visions of China: A 2008 Olympics Picture Blog : Day 14 - A Day of Firsts

Tilt-Shift BMX

Photo

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:41:46 -0400

Photo

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:41:30 -0400

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Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:41:17 -0400

My Text Back and Forth with Obama at 3AM Last Night...

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:41:17 -0400

alohanico:

imkevin:

azizisbored:

Barack: I’ve chosen Senator Joe Biden to be our VP nominee. Watch the first Obama-Biden rally live at 3pm ET on www.BarackObama.com. Spread the world!

Aziz: Hey man, that’s great. I’m actually asleep, I’ll catch ya tomorrow.

Barack: No man, we gotta party! Come out!

Aziz: That’s all good, I’ll party up tomorrow.

Barack: Quit being a bitch, come out!!!!

Aziz: I’m good man.

Barack: BIden said you are a pussy.

Aziz: I’m pretty beat man, tell Joe congrats.

Barack: Come on playerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Shawties got dem apple botttom jeaannns, and da booots wit da furrrrrrrrrs….

(After 4 minutes of no response)

Biden: WAKE

Biden: YO

Biden: ASS

Biden: UPPPPPPPPPPPP

Biden: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Aziz: Fuck! Okay! Where you guys at?

Barack: Shit. Bar closed up. We heading to get food now. Brunch/Death Race tomorrow?

Aziz: Sure.

riotrepublic: lessthan3: Oh my oh my. This gigantic RolerBall...

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:36:47 -0400

riotrepublic:

lessthan3:

Oh my oh my. This gigantic RolerBall is simply awesome, potentially dangerous, but nevertheless awesome. Once inflated this behemoth stands about three metres high, and is rather like a spherical cushioned igloo. The idea, which sounds insane, is to put it at the top of a slope (we suggest a very gentle one with a long unobstructed run-off), strap yourself in, and then roll down the hill trying not to lose your lunch. Inside the centre shell are two harnesses, so you could have two people feeling the adrenaline rush, and probably the queasiness, together. £999.00 from I Want One of Those.

I bet the folks at Zorb are a little miffed about this.